Tree Jokes for Kids

tree jokes for kids

* Why didn’t the tree answer your question?
– It was stumped!

* What did the tree wear at the beach?
– Swimming trunks!

* What did the tree do when the bank closed?
– It started a new branch!

* What did the psychologist say to the tree?
– We’ll get to the root of your problem!

* Why couldn’t the tree find a date?
– He was too sappy!

* How did the boy cut the tree without any tools?
– He saw it with his own eyes!

* What kind of tree can fit into your hand?
– A palm tree!

* What did the beaver say to the tree?
– It’s been nice gnawing you!

* How do trees get on the internet?
– They log in.

* What do you call a tree with lots of friends?
– Poplar.

About Author Steve Hanson

Steve Hanson is the author of The Dax and Zippa Series, Monsters Midnight Feast, Wizards In The West, Butterflies Don't Chew Bubblegum and The Whens. View his Profile.

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