* How is a baseball team hire a baker?
– They needed a good batter!
* What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
– Catch ya later!
* Which baseball player holds the water?
– The pitcher!
* When does the Queen watch baseball?
– If it’s a knight game!
* How do baseball players keep in touch?
– They touch base!
* What does a baseball player do when he loses his eyesight?
– Become an umpire!
* Why is Yankee Stadium the coolest place to be?
– It’s full of fans!
* What animal is best at baseball?
– The bat!
* What do baseball players eat on?
– Home plates!
* Why was Cinderella so bad at baseball?
– She had a pumpkin for a coach!
* Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?
– She ran away from the ball!
* What are the rules in zebra baseball?
– Three stripes and you’re out!