* Why did the teacher stick her finger in the pool?
– She wanted to test the water!
* What is a polar bear’s favorite stroke?
– The Blubber-fly!
* Why are spiders good swimmers?
– They have webbed feet!
* Why don’t vegetarians swim in competitions?
– They hate meets!
* How do you say hi to a swimmer?
* Why can elephants swim whenever they want?
– They always have trunks!
* What exercise is the best for swimmers?
* What did Cinderella wear on her feet when she went for a swim?
– Glass Flippers!
* Where do ghosts like to go swim?
– Lake Eerie or the Dead Sea!