Frog Jokes for Kids

* What do frogs wear on their feet?
– Open toad shoes!

* What do you call a frog with no hind legs?
– Unhoppy!

* What do stylish frogs wear?
– Jumpsuits!

* What’s a frog’s favorite day?
– Leap day!

* What did one toad say to the other?
– Wart’s new!

* What has more lives that a cat?
– A frog goes croaks every night!

* Why are frogs so happy?
– They eat what bugs them!

* What happens when two frogs collide?
– They get tongue tied!

* What happens when a frog parks in a no-parking zone?
– His beetle gets toad!

* What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?
– Lily!

* Why are frogs such liars?
– They are amFIBians!

About Author Steve Hanson

Steve Hanson is the author of The Dax and Zippa Series, Monsters Midnight Feast, Wizards In The West, Butterflies Don't Chew Bubblegum and The Whens. View his Profile.

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