* What snakes are found on cars?
– Windshield vipers!
* How do snakes weigh themselves?
– With their scales!
* Why are snakes hard to trick?
– No one can pull their leg!
* Why did the boa constrictors get married?
– They had a crush on each other!
* Why couldn’t the snake talk?
– He had a frog in his throat!
* What do you get when you cross a snake and a dessert?
– A pie-thon!
* What did the snake put on his floor?