Kids Jokes about Fall

Kids Jokes about Fall & Autumn

* Who helps little pumpkins cross the road to school?
– The Crossing Gourd!

* How do you get an Elephant out of your tree?
– Ask him to sit on a leaf and wait until Fall!

* What did one leaf say to another?
– I’m falling for you.

* What’s the cutest season?
– Awwwwtumn.

* What do you get if you drop a pumpkin?
– Squash!

* What did the tree say to autumn?
– Leaf me alone.

* Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?
– He was “out standing in his field.”

* Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
– To make up for his terrible summer!

About Author Steve Hanson

Steve Hanson is the author of The Dax and Zippa Series, Monsters Midnight Feast, Wizards In The West, Butterflies Don't Chew Bubblegum and The Whens. View his Profile.

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