* Why didn’t the tree answer your question?
– It was stumped!
* What did the tree wear at the beach?
– Swimming trunks!
* What did the tree do when the bank closed?
– It started a new branch!
* What did the psychologist say to the tree?
– We’ll get to the root of your problem!
* Why couldn’t the tree find a date?
– He was too sappy!
* How did the boy cut the tree without any tools?
– He saw it with his own eyes!
* What kind of tree can fit into your hand?
– A palm tree!
* What did the beaver say to the tree?
– It’s been nice gnawing you!
* How do trees get on the internet?
– They log in.
* What do you call a tree with lots of friends?