Tree Jokes for Kids

tree jokes for kids

* Why didn’t the tree answer your question?
– It was stumped!

* What did the tree wear at the beach?
– Swimming trunks!

* What did the tree do when the bank closed?
– It started a new branch!

* What did the psychologist say to the tree?
– We’ll get to the root of your problem!

* Why couldn’t the tree find a date?
– He was too sappy!

* How did the boy cut the tree without any tools?
– He saw it with his own eyes!

* What kind of tree can fit into your hand?
– A palm tree!

* What did the beaver say to the tree?
– It’s been nice gnawing you!

* How do trees get on the internet?
– They log in.

* What do you call a tree with lots of friends?
– Poplar.

Fun Kids Riddle: Farm

fun kids riddle farm
Why don’t roosters ever get rich?

Fun Kids Riddle: Dictionary

fun kids riddle dictionary
What is the longest word in the dictionary?

Fun Kids Riddle: Beach

fun kids riddle seagull
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Fun Kids Riddle: Music

fun kids riddle music
What happens when you mix a canary and a snake?

Fun Kids Riddle: Animal

Fun kids riddle animal
Why did the leopard wear a striped shirt?

Fun Kids Riddle: Elephant

Fun kids riddle elephant
What time is it if an elephant sits on a clock?

Fun Kids Riddle: Scarecrow

Fun kids riddle scarecrow
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?

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