Short Kids Poem: Pets

short kids poem animal

I am Trenton Drainer
I’m a wildlife trainer.
Animals obey
every word I say.

My goldfish water-skis
past flaming balls of cheese.
My birds can juggle plates
while wearing roller skates.

My basset hound chorale
sings songs to boost morale.
I’ve event taught my cat
to knit a woolen hat.

Motorcycling mice
help farmers harvest rice
while half a dozen goats
shoot fireworks from boats.

I am Trenton Drainer
I’m a wildlife trainer.
Animals obey
every word I say.



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