Short Kids Poem: Time Machine

I think I’ve just broken my new time machine:
Wherever I travel to I’m forced to clean.

I wanted to ride through the old wild west
But to many undershirts had to be pressed.

I traveled to China to see the Great Wall.
Instead I raked leaves because it was fall.

I thought that Atlantis would be a short stop
until someone showed me what I had to mop.

I thought that Mount Fuji would be fun to climb
But too many windows were covered in grime.

Do you think you can help? I’m really in need.
I want to see castles — and not pull a weed!

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About Author Steve Hanson

Steve Hanson is the author of The Dax and Zippa Series, Monsters Midnight Feast, Wizards In The West, Butterflies Don't Chew Bubblegum and The Whens. View his Profile.