Short Kids Poem: Pet Store

I’m Danny Frankenbalm.
My store’s called “Unique Pet”.
I’ve a couple animals
I’m sure you’ve never met

I have a chicken-horse
whose beak is by its tail.
And checkered elephants
with feathers like a quail.

I also sell square snakes
that have a bright blue horn
They’re easy to care for
because they just eat corn.

My cats are camouflaged
to look like a car wheel
But careful with their tails:
they’re actually an eel.

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Steve Hanson is the author of The Dax and Zippa Series, Monsters Midnight Feast, Wizards In The West, Butterflies Don't Chew Bubblegum and The Whens. View his Profile.