Short Kids Poem: Egypt

I want to see Egypt and raft down the Nile.
I want to see all of their stones in a pile.

I’ll meet an old Pharaoh and wear his cool hat
Or eat with the woman who knew the first cat.

But while I wait (since it might be a while)
I’ll dress my dog up in that white mummy style.

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About Author Steve Hanson

Steve Hanson is the author of The Dax and Zippa Series, Monsters Midnight Feast, Wizards In The West, Butterflies Don't Chew Bubblegum and The Whens. View his Profile.

3 thoughts on “Short Kids Poem: Egypt”

kingoonagh on October 18, 2015 at 8:56 pm said:

Thanks for the jokes for an ancient Egyptian project.
keiran on April 6, 2016 at 3:18 pm said:

them poems are epic
BellzRulez on November 13, 2016 at 12:14 pm said:

Thanks for the jokes and proms! I’m doing an Ancient Egyptian Project and I’m doing a newspaper report on the Ancient Egyptians so I needed a catchy headline – Couldn’t find one but that’s okay! Thanks anyways! x