I’m looking for a Valentine,
but why won’t anyone be mine?
I dropped a slug in Sarah’s hair,
but she just acts like I’m not there.
I punched Melissa on the knee,
but did she get something for me?
I hid Joanna’s gloves and hat,
but she refused to even chat.
Why, oh why, don’t girls like me?
I guess it’s just a mystery!

its pretty obvious why girls don’t like him lol