My little sis’ deserves
something nice today
so I filled her floor
with mounds of fresh-cut hay.
Her favorite cuddly toy
is a purple sheep
so I got her lambs
while she was asleep.
The lambs made lots of noise!
I worried she would wake!
I quickly made them each
a strawberry milkshake.
They finished the ice-cream
as fast as they could drink.
It didn’t sit too well:
the room began to stink.
I hope you learn from me
and follow my advice:
It’s absolutely not
worth it to be nice.
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