* What does the Easter Bunny do in the rain?
– Get wet!
* How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
– With a hare-dryer!
* How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
– Egg-xercise and hare-robics!
* How do you catch a rabbit?
– Make a noise like a carrot.
* What do you get if you cross the Easter Bunny with an insect?
– Bugs bunny
* Why shouldn’t you ever tell a joke to an Easter egg?
– It might crack up!
* How does the Easter Bunny afford to buy so much candy?
– He’s a million-hare!
* How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?
– One… after that it’s not empty any more!
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