* Why shouldn’t you wear a cardboard belt?
– It’s a waist of paper!
* What’s the biggest problem with snow boots?
– They melt!
* What did one hat say to the other?
– You stay here. I’ll go on ahead!
* How do you warm up a room while you’re painting?
– Give it a second coat!
* What did the house wear?
– Address!
* Why shouldn’t you wear a cardboard belt?
– It’s a waist of paper!
* What kind of jacket does an octopus wear?
– An Army Jacket!
* Why did the golfer have an extra pair of pants?
– In case he got a hole in one!
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