And 109 Other Funny Poems
My sister steals my toys.
My sister pulls my hair.
My sister hides the clothes
I really want to wear.
She eats my favorite foods
and blames me for her mess.
I wish she’d just be nice!
She fills my life with stress.
She rips apart my books.
She stomps on all my toys.
And when I am asleep,
she wakes me with her noise.
I simply do not know
why she’s so mean to me.
You’d think she could behave!
She’s turning thirty-three.
Published May 5th, 2018
My Sister Steals My Toys is Steve Hanson’s first collection of poetry for children. It features 109 silly, surreal, and hilarious poems for children. Step inside a world of sibling shenanigans, disgusting meals, and houses built of chocolate. Along the way, you’ll meet crazy characters like Trenton Drainer the animal trainer, a girl who is crazed for waffles, and mysterious mailmen. Ages 8+. Grades 2-4.
