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Dear Billy Boy,
Thanks for placing your chocolate order with the neon yellow cow Chocolate Company. Unfortunately, your burnt ash flavored chocolates are unavailable right now because ground-up walnut shells and batteries accidentally fell in our chocolate vat. We’re sorry for any inconvenience this caused. Since you were ordering these for a party to celebrate Flag Day, we would like to offer you rope-shaped truffles at a discount of 33 dollars instead.
Sincerely,
John “Little Cat” Spooner
Dear hank,
Thanks for placing your chocolate order with the magenta ice cream store Chocolate Company. Unfortunately, your brazil nuts flavored chocolates are unavailable right now because fatty dolls accidentally fell in our chocolate vat. We’re sorry for any inconvenience this caused. Since you were ordering these for a party to celebrate valentines day, we would like to offer you blippity blob-shaped truffles at a discount of 123456678890 dollars instead.
Sincerely,
John “michael jackson” Spooner
Dear Larry,
Thanks for placing your chocolate order with the purple window Chocolate Company. Unfortunately, your lemon flavored chocolates are unavailable right now because sour shoes accidentally fell in our chocolate vat. We’re sorry for any inconvenience this caused. Since you were ordering these for a party to celebrate Saturday, we would like to offer you train-shaped truffles at a discount of seven dollars instead.
Sincerely,
John “mirror” Spooner
That’s a real bummer about the sour shoes! Hopefully the train-shaped truffle works out for you. Thanks for sharing your madlib.
Dear Jill,
Thanks for placing your chocolate order with the yellow bird Chocolate Company. Unfortunately, your Lemons flavored chocolates are unavailable right now because Strong unicorns accidentally fell in our chocolate vat. We’re sorry for any inconvenience this caused. Since you were ordering these for a party to celebrate Christmas, we would like to offer you giraffe-shaped truffles at a discount of 25,675,345,675,326 dollars instead.
Sincerely,
John “me” Spooner
Dear Lexi,
Thanks for placing your chocolate order with the blue she Chocolate Company. Unfortunately, your pizza flavored chocolates are unavailable right now because puke yellow fireworks accidentally fell in our chocolate vat. We’re sorry for any inconvenience this caused. Since you were ordering these for a party to celebrate thanksgiving, we would like to offer you he-shaped truffles at a discount of 9 dollars instead.
Sincerely,
John “bubblegum” Spooner
Dear Quanardo,
Thanks for placing your chocolate order with the blue pet Chocolate Company. Unfortunately, your Hot Sauce flavored chocolates are unavailable right now because Colorful Humans accidentally fell in our chocolate vat. We’re sorry for any inconvenience this caused. Since you were ordering these for a party to celebrate Halloween, we would like to offer you Kay Jewelers-shaped truffles at a discount of 2 dollars instead.
Sincerely,
John “Foot” Spooner
Dear brad,
Thanks for placing your chocolate order with the purple lilac Chocolate Company. Unfortunately, your spaghetti flavored chocolates are unavailable right now because crumpled chipmunks accidentally fell in our chocolate vat. We’re sorry for any inconvenience this caused. Since you were ordering these for a party to celebrate Christmas, we would like to offer you pole-shaped truffles at a discount of 19 dollars instead.
Sincerely,
John “tp” Spooner
Dear Shaun,
Thanks for placing your chocolate order with the Green School Chocolate Company. Unfortunately, your Ice Cream flavored chocolates are unavailable right now because Funny Pens accidentally fell in our chocolate vat. We’re sorry for any inconvenience this caused. Since you were ordering these for a party to celebrate Christmas, we would like to offer you Pig-shaped truffles at a discount of 200 dollars instead.
Sincerely,
John “Desk” Spooner
Dear Clover Jeb-Boy Sage Super Force,
Thanks for placing your chocolate order with the Blister Crop Chocolate Company. Unfortunately, your Berserk flavored chocolates are unavailable right now because raid aquamarine accidentally fell in our chocolate vat. We’re sorry for any inconvenience this caused. Since you were ordering these for a party to celebrate Nels day, we would like to offer you Blurry-shaped truffles at a discount of 615434564 dollars instead.
Sincerely,
John “Glitter” Spooner
Dear Harley,
Thanks for placing your chocolate order with the periwinkle cat Chocolate Company. Unfortunately, your coke flavored chocolates are unavailable right now because spiky cats accidentally fell in our chocolate vat. We’re sorry for any inconvenience this caused. Since you were ordering these for a party to celebrate valentines day, we would like to offer you cat-shaped truffles at a discount of 13 dollars instead.
Sincerely,
John “cat” Spooner
I just got back from a pizza party with Uncle Bob. Can you believe we got to eat wooden pizza in Wisconsin?! Everyone got to choose their own toppings. I made ‘cookies and mice’ pizza, which is my favorite! They even stuffed the crust with rubber bands . How lazy! If that wasn’t good enough already, Justin Bieber was there singing Love Yourself. I was so inspired by the music, I had to get up out of my seat and screech.
This madlibs i made is hilarious!
I made a lot of funny ones, seriously
Glad you’ve been enjoying them, Frank. It’s great to laugh!
Dear Sonic,
Thanks for placing your chocolate order with the Red Table Chocolate Company. Unfortunately, your Candy flavored chocolates are unavailable right now because both of you accidentally fell in our chocolate vat. We’re sorry for any inconvenience this caused. Since you were ordering these for a party to celebrate Easter, we would like to offer you Lane-shaped truffles at a discount of 5 dollars instead.
Sincerely,
John “Ice Cream” Spooner
Thanks for placing your chocolate order with the Yellow Road Chocolate Company. Unfortunately, your Pizza flavored chocolates are unavailable right now because Penny’s Pillows accidentally fell in our chocolate vat. We’re sorry for any inconvenience this caused. Since you were ordering these for a party to celebrate Halloween, we would like to offer you Glasses-shaped truffles at a discount of 18 dollars instead.
Sincerely,
John “Cat” Spooner
Dear John,
Thanks for placing your chocolate order with the Purple Cupboard Chocolate Company. Unfortunately, your Lavender flavored chocolates are unavailable right now because excitable children accidentally fell in our chocolate vat. We’re sorry for any inconvenience this caused. Since you were ordering these for a party to celebrate sanity, we would like to offer you sadness-shaped truffles at a discount of zero dollars instead.
Sincerely,
John “Fork” Spooner
Dear Joanna,
Thanks for placing your chocolate order with the Gray Kitten Chocolate Company. Unfortunately, your Ice-Cream flavored chocolates are unavailable right now because Shaggy Kittens accidentally fell in our chocolate vat. We’re sorry for any inconvenience this caused. Since you were ordering these for a party to celebrate Christmas, we would like to offer you Obama-shaped truffles at a discount of 22 dollars instead.
Sincerely,
John “Blue Bell” Spooner
Dear Rowyn,
Thanks for placing your chocolate order with the Gold Caring Chocolate Company. Unfortunately, your Ice Cream flavored chocolates are unavailable right now because Kind Care accidentally fell in our chocolate vat. We’re sorry for any inconvenience this caused. Since you were ordering these for a party to celebrate Christmas, we would like to offer you Helpful-shaped truffles at a discount of 10 dollars instead.
Sincerely,
John “Curious” Spooner