Comments on: Online Mad Libs: Thanksgiving

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sun, 20 Nov 2016 18:11:30 +0000

Dear Diary,
I felt very angst this year at Thanksgiving. Uncle Rodney was supposed to celebrate with us, but decided to heave instead. That meant I had to make the cornucopia myself. Instead of the traditional vegetables, I filled the the cornucopia with gold-plated safety pins… which wouldn’t have been that bad except they attracted a wild puma from Figi that ate everything except for the brussel sprouts… so we were all a bit hungry. That’s why next year I hope we get invited to Mariah Carey’s house.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 11 Dec 2015 14:39:37 +0000

I felt very ssssssaaaaadddd this year at Thanksgiving. mommy was supposed to celebrate with us, but decided to ran instead. That meant I had to make the cornucopia myself. Instead of the traditional vegetables, I filled the the cornucopia with poopy balloons… which wouldn’t have been that bad except they attracted a wild gulp from the world that ate everything except for the o’s… so we were all a bit hungry. That’s why next year I hope we get invited to pig day’s house.

By: Riziki M

Riziki M — Fri, 27 Nov 2015 23:58:09 +0000

Dear Diary,
I felt very Sad this year at Thanksgiving. Mom was supposed to celebrate with us, but decided to Ride instead. That meant I had to make the cornucopia myself. Instead of the traditional vegetables, I filled the the cornucopia with Beautifully Kisses… which wouldn’t have been that bad except they attracted a wild Dog from Des Moines that ate everything except for the Pizza… so we were all a bit hungry. That’s why next year I hope we get invited to Nicki minaj’s house.

By: Your Grandpa's Rival

Your Grandpa's Rival — Tue, 24 Nov 2015 16:03:51 +0000

Dear Diary,
I felt very angry this year at Thanksgiving. Uncle Kevin was supposed to celebrate with us, but decided to shoving instead. That meant I had to make the cornucopia myself. Instead of the traditional vegetables, I filled the the cornucopia with slimy squirrels… which wouldn’t have been that bad except they attracted a wild Homunculus from Desmond, Nevada, that ate everything except for the Fettuccine… so we were all a bit hungry. That’s why next year I hope we get invited to Jennifer Lawrence’s house.

By: Mockingjay13

Mockingjay13 — Mon, 28 Sep 2015 21:51:06 +0000

Dear Diary,
I felt very jealous this year at Thanksgiving. Uncle Donny was supposed to celebrate with us, but decided to nae nae instead. That meant I had to make the cornucopia myself. Instead of the traditional vegetables, I filled the the cornucopia with fat french fries… which wouldn’t have been that bad except they attracted a wild moose from Burger King that ate everything except for the steak… so we were all a bit hungry. That’s why next year I hope we get invited to Ariana Grande’s house.

By: John

John — Wed, 21 Nov 2012 17:16:05 +0000

Dear Diary,
I felt very angry this year at Thanksgiving. Uncle Rob was supposed to celebrate with us, but decided to sprint instead. That meant I had to make the cornucopia myself. Instead of the traditional vegetables, I filled the the cornucopia with wrinkled telephones and broken bottles… which wouldn’t have been that bad except they attracted a wild possum from Abudabi that ate everything except for the Pastrami Sandwich… so we were all a bit hungry. That’s why next year I hope we get invited to Michael Jackson’s house.