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Dear Manager of ballet shoe Wagon,
I noticed that you had a Christmas Fork for sale two months before Thanksgiving. I’m writing to tell you that this makes me upset. I love Christmas as much as Sandra Day O’Conner loves cows and dogs, but I have to draw the line somewhere. All this commercialism of Christmas makes me want to scream loudly. Please take down that display and replace it with a silly bat like you used to have.
shiftily,
Willy Wonka
Dear Manager of waffle cone Wagon,
I noticed that you had a Christmas robot for sale two months before Thanksgiving. I’m writing to tell you that this makes me upset. I love Christmas as much as Adam Sandler loves fake plants, but I have to draw the line somewhere. All this commercialism of Christmas makes me want to flinch tiredly. Please take down that display and replace it with a scrappy spear like you used to have.
wish-washy,
Rodney Dangerfield
Dear Manager of book Wagon,
I noticed that you had a Christmas lunch rooms for sale two months before Thanksgiving. I’m writing to tell you that this makes me upset. I love Christmas as much as Devin loves cowgirls, but I have to draw the line somewhere. All this commercialism of Christmas makes me want to eat happily. Please take down that display and replace it with a big writing pen like you used to have.
proudly,
Santa
Dear manager of pie wagon,
I noticed that you had a Christmas ornament for sale two months before thanksgiving.I’m writing to tell you that this makes me upset.I love Christmas as much as Lillian likes Christmas trees, but I have to cut the line somewhere. All this commercialism of Christmas makes me want to cry nicely. Please take down that display and replace it with a happy present like you used to have.
Silently,
Zoe
Dear Manager of Soup Wagon,
I noticed that you had a Christmas Bottle for sale two months before Thanksgiving. I’m writing to tell you that this makes me upset. I love Christmas as much as John Cena loves Corks, but I have to draw the line somewhere. All this commercialism of Christmas makes me want to Swing Bitter. Please take down that display and replace it with a Happy Shampoo like you used to have.
Au Revoir,
Snoop Dogg
Dear Manager of tree Wagon,
I noticed that you had a Christmas chair for sale two months before Thanksgiving. I’m writing to tell you that this makes me upset. I love Christmas as much as Jennifer Morrinston loves houses, but I have to draw the line somewhere. All this commercialism of Christmas makes me want to yell loudly. Please take down that display and replace it with a leafy balloon like you used to have.
quietly,
Colin O’ Donughue
I noticed that you had a Christmas Kawaii Potato for sale two months before Thanksgiving. I’m writing to tell you that this makes me upset. I love Christmas as much as Myself loves Cat, but I have to draw the line somewhere. All this commercialism of Christmas makes me want to Snowing Beautiful. Please take down that display and replace it with a Pink Toy like you used to have.
Bye Bye ,
Mom
Dear Manager of Animal Wagon,
I noticed that you had a Christmas face for sale two months before Thanksgiving. I’m writing to tell you that this makes me upset. I love Christmas as much as Fred loves fish, but I have to draw the line somewhere. All this commercialism of Christmas makes me want to cough speedily. Please take down that display and replace it with a brown cow like you used to have.
auf wiedersehen,
Amy