Comments on: Online Mad libs: Cold Weather

By: anonymous

anonymous — Sat, 27 May 2017 09:20:43 +0000

The weather recently dipped down to 72 degrees, which is really cold for me. I was already bundled up, so I had to break out the thermals for my behind and the stupid sweater. Mum knit the sweater for me and it’s horrible. It’s got a pattern of pants across the bottom with a large, funny poop in the center. I hate to wear it, but it’s woven with little bits of dogs interlaced with the wool, so it’s super warm. But now I can’t go out anywhere because I look like Taylor Swift if they were stranded in the moon.

By: shiny teh eevee

shiny teh eevee — Tue, 01 Dec 2015 22:13:09 +0000

The weather recently dipped down to 5 degrees, which is really cold for me. I was already bundled up, so I had to break out the thermals for my tail and the red blue and brown sweater. multiko (my grandma) knit the sweater for me and it’s horrible. It’s got a pattern of electric across the bottom with a large red fur in the center. I hate to wear it, but it’s woven with little bits of fire interlaced with the wool, so it’s super warm. But now I can’t go out anywhere because I look like a fat italian if they were stranded in southern island.

By: Author Steve Hanson

Author Steve Hanson — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 16:32:58 +0000

The weather recently dipped down to 30 degrees, which is really cold for me. I was already bundled up, so I had to break out the thermals for my chin and the shimmery sweater. Crazy Uncle Ron knit the sweater for me and it’s horrible. It’s got a pattern of fingernail clippers across the bottom with a large, powdered foam bat in the center. I hate to wear it, but it’s woven with little bits of sharpies interlaced with the wools, so it’s super warm. But now I can’t go out anywhere because I look like NSync if they were stranded in gnome alaska.