I’m flipping through the phone book
astonished by my find:
there are too many last names
that are the same as mine!
400 Harry Hansons,
A thousand Jens and Sams,
250 Stevens,
And twenty Bens and Pams.
A Hranson (silent R),
The Hansens and ten Matts.
I think Meow-er Hanson
May be somebody’s cat.
Why are there all these Hansons
with names just like my own?
I guess it’s because each of them
has a telephone!
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