Comments on: Online Madlibs: Giant Squirrel

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 21 Jul 2017 00:03:48 +0000

My best friend told me that squirrels love to eat a duck egg, so I fed a squirrel some. He gobbled it down, but then started growing until he was the size of a slip’n slide. The squirrel looked me in the eye and said, ‘Brown Chicken Brown Cow‘. Naturally I ran away merrily, but the squirrel chased me while screaming Jesus quotes. A monster truck driver saw everything and ran between me and the squirrel. They pulled out a puff ball to scare off the squirrel, but that just made him more bored. Suddenly the squirrel ran to a garbage can and ate greasy olive and shrunk back down to his normal size. That’s why I didn’t get my chores done this afternoon.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sat, 22 Apr 2017 16:42:15 +0000

My best friend told me that squirrels love to eat vegan pizza, so I fed a squirrel some. He gobbled it down, but then started growing until he was the size of Mitch Grassi’s left hand. The squirrel looked me in the eye and said, ‘Holy Balls!‘. Naturally I ran away loudly, but the squirrel chased me while screaming Scott Hoying quotes. A singer saw everything and ran between me and the squirrel. They pulled out some pants to scare off the squirrel, but that just made him more sad. Suddenly the squirrel ran to a garbage can and ate hairy oatmeal and shrunk back down to his normal size. That’s why I didn’t get my chores done this afternoon.

By: Dafne and Zina

Dafne and Zina — Fri, 28 Aug 2015 18:07:37 +0000

My best friend told me that squirrels love to eat spaghetti, so I fed a squirrel some. He gobbled it down, but then started growing until he was the size of a balloon. The squirrel looked me in the eye and said, ‘It only takes a bad apple to disgrace the whole tree’. Naturally I ran away slowly, but the squirrel chased me while screaming Daphne quotes. A chemist saw everything and ran between me and the squirrel. They pulled out a shirt to scare off the squirrel, but that just made him more joyful. Suddenly the squirrel ran to a garbage can and ate bright dumpling and shrunk back down to his normal size. That’s why I didn’t get my chores done this afternoon.

By: Author Steve Hanson

Author Steve Hanson — Mon, 09 Feb 2015 05:26:42 +0000

In reply to sarah. I hope I don't run into any squirrels the size of scalpels!

By: sarah

sarah — Mon, 09 Feb 2015 01:23:29 +0000

My best friend told me that squirrels love to eat pizza, so I fed a squirrel some. He gobbled it down, but then started growing until he was the size of a scalpel. The squirrel looked me in the eye and said, ‘you’re a gunkarface.’ Naturally I ran away rapidly, but the squirrel chased me while screaming Steve quotes. A garbageman saw everything and ran between me and the squirrel. They pulled out a poop to scare off the squirrel, but that just made him more exhausted. Suddenly the squirrel ran to a garbage can and ate red keema and shrunk back down to his normal size. That’s why I didn’t get my chores done this afternoon.

By: Author Steve Hanson

Author Steve Hanson — Tue, 23 Dec 2014 21:46:59 +0000

In reply to Billie O.. Sorry the ninja's pencils didn't scare off the squirrel! I thought that would have worked :)

By: Billie O.

Billie O. — Fri, 19 Dec 2014 17:49:12 +0000

My best friend told me that squirrels love to eat Cupcakes, so I fed a squirrel some. He gobbled it down, but then started growing until he was the size of a Snowman. The squirrel looked me in the eye and said, ‘Rawr.’ Naturally I ran away Also, but the squirrel chased me while screaming Mrs. Friday quotes. A Ninja saw everything and ran between me and the squirrel. They pulled out Pencils to scare off the squirrel, but that just made him more Happy. Suddenly the squirrel ran to a garbage can and ate Mine Popcorn and shrunk back down to his normal size. That’s why I didn’t get my chores done this afternoon.

By: John

John — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 16:58:38 +0000

My best friend told me that squirrels love to eat Burnt Butter Brownie, so I fed a squirrel some. He gobbled it down, but then started growing until he was the size of a Catapult. The squirrel looked me in the eye and said, ‘One Two Skip to the Loo‘. Naturally I ran away wonkily, but the squirrel chased me while screaming Jackie Chan quotes. A Baker saw everything and ran between me and the squirrel. They pulled out a Dentist’s Chair to scare off the squirrel, but that just made him more heartbroken. Suddenly the squirrel ran to a garbage can and ate noisy Spaghetti and shrunk back down to his normal size. That’s why I didn’t get my chores done this afternoon.