Short Kids Poem: The Sneeze

Silvia Freezer,
A serial sneezer,
Would achoo achoo all day.
Her nose had a lot
Of sticky green snot
She loved to rocket away.

Her nose bomb receptor
Stocked up on pepper
With baths in black peppercorns.
But that’s in the past
Sneezing never can last:
Now she burps as loud as train horns.

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Steve Hanson is the author of The Dax and Zippa Series, Monsters Midnight Feast, Wizards In The West, Butterflies Don't Chew Bubblegum and The Whens. View his Profile.