Comments on: Online Kids Madlibs: News

By: Josiah

Josiah — Fri, 02 Jun 2017 01:59:57 +0000

Local resident Toby Mac invents a new substance which can be used to glue calculators to dog. Unlike other glues, this one doesn’t require you to jump quickly when you apply it. It works instead by taking advantage of the sticking properties naturally found in pizza. Rick’s Meats has already announced a deal to purchase 102 case(s), which they will use in manufacturing legos.

By: Tronald Dump

Tronald Dump — Fri, 19 May 2017 15:42:54 +0000

Breaking News: Local Resident Invents fluk fukenel
Local resident Derek Jeter invents a new substance which can be used to glue baseball bats to tigers. Unlike other glues, this one doesn’t require you to Hit deeply when you apply it. It works instead by taking advantage of the sticking properties naturally found in gum. Academy sports has already announced a deal to purchase 2 case(s), which they will use in manufacturing baseballs.

By: Joanna

Joanna — Fri, 14 Oct 2016 22:06:09 +0000

Breaking News: Local Resident Invents Shackstone
Local resident Hillary Clinton invents a new substance which can be used to glue Hotdogs to Hamsters. Unlike other glues, this one doesn’t require you to Study Daintily when you apply it. It works instead by taking advantage of the sticking properties naturally found in Pasta. Target has already announced a deal to purchase Thirty two case(s), which they will use in manufacturing Computers.

By: Lily

Lily — Tue, 16 Feb 2016 21:30:32 +0000

Local resident Stan Lee invents a new substance which can be used to glue Underwear to Tasmanian tigers. Unlike other glues, this one doesn’t require you to Leap Awesomely when you apply it. It works instead by taking advantage of the sticking properties naturally found in Potato. Costco has already announced a deal to purchase 35 case(s), which they will use in manufacturing Cups.

By: That guy

That guy — Tue, 02 Feb 2016 13:50:17 +0000

Local resident BOB Marley invents a new substance which can be used to glue Bears to Bears . Unlike other glues, this one doesn’t require you to poop lovely when you apply it. It works instead by taking advantage of the sticking properties naturally found in Bleu Buffalo . Bears are people Too has already announced a deal to purchase 9000 case(s), which they will use in manufacturing dogs .

By: Batman

Batman — Sun, 18 Oct 2015 23:17:57 +0000

Local resident Charo invents a new substance which can be used to glue Jewels to Dinosaurs. Unlike other glues, this one doesn’t require you to Sleep Quickly when you apply it. It works instead by taking advantage of the sticking properties naturally found in Pickled Herring. Target has already announced a deal to purchase 300 case(s), which they will use in manufacturing Brains.

By: Jim K.

Jim K. — Fri, 02 Oct 2015 13:09:57 +0000

I like this mad lib. You can do so many things.

By: Stupid Person

Stupid Person — Fri, 27 Mar 2015 15:05:14 +0000

Breaking News: Local Resident Invents glaihuiwh

Local resident Kim Jong-Un invents a new substance which can be used to glue Obama’s followers to Narwals. Unlike other glues, this one doesn’t require you to poop amazingly stupidly when you apply it. It works instead by taking advantage of the sticking properties naturally found in Processed GMO Hamburger. H-Mart has already announced a deal to purchase -2 case(s), which they will use in manufacturing Poops.

By: Amanda

Amanda — Tue, 24 Mar 2015 00:44:38 +0000

Local resident Jennifer Lawrence invents a new substance which can be used to glue a Boat to a Mosquito. Unlike other glues, this one doesn’t require you to Jump Gladly when you apply it. It works instead by taking advantage of the sticking properties naturally found in Feta Cheese. Hot Topic has already announced a deal to purchase 100 case(s), which they will use in manufacturing Pebbles.