Comments on: Online Kids Madlibs: Egypt

By: Fred

Fred — Sat, 05 Nov 2016 01:07:19 +0000

My trip to Egypt was a lot different than I thought. Our first stop was the mysterious Pyramids of Egypt. I had no idea they were actually made of beautiful fireworks instead of rock. The tour guide said it was completely built by one police officer, but I’m not sure if I believe that. Usually you can climb them, but it was closed today because there were too many camels infiltrating. Next we visited the Nile. It wasn’t actually a river, but a raincoat. The food was a bit strange. I ordered a hamburger but I hardly recognized it when it came out. The bun was jet black and the patty was topped with (a) carrot. Thankfully I was hungry enough to eat anything. When we got back to our hotel, there was a mountain gorilla sitting on our front porch, which the tour guide said was a sign of good luck. We all said ‘”Whatever, Trevor”‘ to each other and headed off to bed!

By: Funnychicken7

Funnychicken7 — Sat, 26 Dec 2015 23:40:47 +0000

My trip to Egypt was a lot different than I thought. Our first stop was the weird Pyramids of Egypt. I had no idea they were actually made of funny horses instead of rock. The tour guide said it was completely built by one plumber, but I’m not sure if I believe that. Usually you can climb them, but it was closed today because there were too many camels running. Next we visited the Nile. It wasn’t actually a river, but a balloon. The food was a bit strange. I ordered a hamburger but I hardly recognized it when it came out. The bun was blue and the patty was topped with (a) pizza. Thankfully I was hungry enough to eat anything. When we got back to our hotel, there was a vulture sitting on our front porch, which the tour guide said was a sign of good luck. We all said “I don’t care” to each other and headed off to bed!

By: caitlin

caitlin — Sun, 08 Nov 2015 21:02:54 +0000

My trip to Egypt was a lot different than I thought. Our first stop was the amazing Pyramids of Egypt. I had no idea they were actually made of amazing yellow bricks instead of rock. The tour guide said it was completely built by one builder, but I’m not sure if I believe that. Usually you can climb them, but it was closed today because there were too many camels running around. Next we visited the Nile. It wasn’t actually a river, but a porch. The food was a bit strange. I ordered a hamburger but I hardly recognized it when it came out. The bun was yellow and the patty was topped with (a) pancake. Thankfully I was hungry enough to eat anything. When we got back to our hotel, there was a dog sitting on our front porch, which the tour guide said was a sign of good luck. We all said ‘wow what a strange day’ to each other and headed off to bed!

By: karen

karen — Wed, 13 May 2015 22:52:41 +0000

My trip to Egypt was a lot different than I thought. Our first stop was the scared Pyramids of Egypt. I had no idea they were actually made of shy diapers instead of rock. The tour guide said it was completely built by one George Washington, but I’m not sure if I believe that. Usually you can climb them, but it was closed today because there were too many camels hoping. Next we visited the Nile. It wasn’t actually a river, but a poop. The food was a bit strange. I ordered a hamburger but I hardly recognized it when it came out. The bun was pink and the patty was topped with sardines. Thankfully I was hungry enough to eat anything. When we got back to our hotel, there was a coyote sitting on our front porch, which the tour guide said was a sign of good luck. We all said ‘i hate sandwiches’ to each other and headed off to bed!

By: epicdreamer8

epicdreamer8 — Mon, 27 Apr 2015 21:35:32 +0000

My trip to Egypt was a lot different than I thought. Our first stop was the yucky Pyramids of Egypt. I had no idea they were actually made of Democrat french fries instead of rock. The tour guide said it was completely built by one band director, but I’m not sure if I believe that. Usually you can climb them, but it was closed today because there were too many camels kissing. Next we visited the Nile. It wasn’t actually a river, but a airplane. The food was a bit strange. I ordered a hamburger but I hardly recognized it when it came out. The bun was blue and the patty was topped with (a) lasagna. Thankfully I was hungry enough to eat anything. When we got back to our hotel, there was a cow sitting on our front porch, which the tour guide said was a sign of good luck. We all said ‘Mom! Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!’ to each other and headed off to bed!

By: Author Steve Hanson

Author Steve Hanson — Sun, 19 Apr 2015 19:06:43 +0000

In reply to MADDIE. Thanks. We love putting this whole website together. It keeps us laughing!

By: MADDIE

MADDIE — Sun, 19 Apr 2015 12:23:07 +0000

I LOVE YOUR ONLINE MAD LIBS FOR KIDS!!!!!!!

By: epicdreamer8

epicdreamer8 — Tue, 07 Apr 2015 23:18:26 +0000

My trip to Egypt was a lot different than I thought. Our first stop was the ugly Pyramids of Egypt. I had no idea they were actually made of weird toothbrushes instead of rock. The tour guide said it was completely built by one dentist, but I’m not sure if I believe that. Usually you can climb them, but it was closed today because there were too many camels burping. Next we visited the Nile. It wasn’t actually a river, but a light switch. The food was a bit strange. I ordered a hamburger but I hardly recognized it when it came out. The bun was neon green and the patty was topped with (a) pizza. Thankfully I was hungry enough to eat anything. When we got back to our hotel, there was a beaver sitting on our front porch, which the tour guide said was a sign of good luck. We all said ‘Shake it off!’ to each other and headed off to bed!

By: John

John — Wed, 25 Sep 2013 01:36:31 +0000

My trip to Egypt was a lot different than I thought. Our first stop was the Prickly Pyramids of Egypt. I had no idea they were actually made of Twisted Jewelry Boxes instead of rock. The tour guide said it was completely built by one Garbageman, but I’m not sure if I believe that. Usually you can climb them, but it was closed today because there were too many camels Sneezing. Next we visited the Nile. It wasn’t actually a river, but a Sock. The food was a bit strange. I ordered a hamburger but I hardly recognized it when it came out. The bun was Dark Brown and the patty was topped with (a) Pumpkin Pie. Thankfully I was hungry enough to eat anything. When we got back to our hotel, there was a Bear sitting on our front porch, which the tour guide said was a sign of good luck. We all said ‘Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut’ to each other and headed off to bed!