Short Kids Poem: Pets

I am Trenton Drainer
I’m a wildlife trainer.
Animals obey
every word I say.

My goldfish water-skis
past flaming balls of cheese.
My birds can juggle plates
while wearing roller skates.

My basset hound chorale
sings songs to boost morale.
I’ve event taught my cat
to knit a woolen hat.

Motorcycling mice
help farmers harvest rice
while half a dozen goats
shoot fireworks from boats.

I am Trenton Drainer
I’m a wildlife trainer.
Animals obey
every word I say.

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About Author Steve Hanson

Steve Hanson is the author of The Dax and Zippa Series, Monsters Midnight Feast, Wizards In The West, Butterflies Don't Chew Bubblegum and The Whens. View his Profile.