Short Kids Poem: Car

My father is proud of the car he just bought.
It’s the top-of-the-line! Newest car on the lot!

If you step on the gas, it will purr like a jet.
There isn’t a race car that’s beaten us yet.

But I am ashamed when he drives me to school:
It looks like a toilet (with pooh for its fuel!)

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About Author Steve Hanson

Steve Hanson is the author of The Dax and Zippa Series, Monsters Midnight Feast, Wizards In The West, Butterflies Don't Chew Bubblegum and The Whens. View his Profile.

2 thoughts on “Short Kids Poem: Car”

yuvane on November 4, 2013 at 1:59 pm said:

cool poems lol
Author Steve Hanson on November 4, 2013 at 11:04 pm said:

Glad you liked them Yuvane… my wife and I have a lot of fun making them each weekend. I just wish we had more time for poems…. but those dang chores keep getting in the way :)