Short Kids Poem: Valentine’s Day

I’m looking for a Valentine,
but why won’t anyone be mine?

I dropped a slug in Sarah’s hair,
but she just acts like I’m not there.

I punched Melissa on the knee,
but did she get something for me?

I hid Joanna’s gloves and hat,
but she refused to even chat.

Why, oh why, don’t girls like me?
I guess it’s just a mystery!

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About Author Steve Hanson

Steve Hanson is the author of The Dax and Zippa Series, Monsters Midnight Feast, Wizards In The West, Butterflies Don't Chew Bubblegum and The Whens. View his Profile.