Short Kids Poem: Elephant Jam

I swear that this jam weighs as much as a bridge.
I don’t think that I’ll get it out of the fridge.

I see tiny bubbles that float all around
every time the jam makes a trumpet sound.

I took off the lid and saw something bizarre.
There was an elephant inside my jar.

I don’t think that I’ll put this jam on my bread.
(I’ll stick with peanut butter on toast instead).

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About Author Steve Hanson

Steve Hanson is the author of The Dax and Zippa Series, Monsters Midnight Feast, Wizards In The West, Butterflies Don't Chew Bubblegum and The Whens. View his Profile.

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