I took an elephant
to the swimming pool
and learned a good lesson:
I felt just like a fool!
He always budged in line
at the diving board
and trumpeted his nose
whenever he felt bored.
He ate all of the snacks.
He drank all of the juice.
And then he yelled at me
because there was no mousse.
He forgot his towel
and told me we could share,
but it was too wet.
I had to dry with air.
He’s never going back!
His mayhem was widespread!
So tomorrow I will bring
an antelope instead.
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