My mother never taught me how to make my bed
so I had to learn from a unicorn instead.
With your mighty horn, you tuck the bottom in
Then bite an upper corner and pull it with your chin.
If you do not have a horn, you can use a pole
Just be extra careful or your bedding gets a hole.
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