* Why did the king go to the dentist?
– To get his teeth crowned!
* What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?
– Braces himself
* Why does Dracula clean his teeth three times a day?
– To prevent bat breath.
* Why couldn’t the dentist help the girl who ate glue?
– Her lips were sealed!
* What did the dentist see at the North Pole?
– A molar bear
* What did the tooth say to the dentist when he left?
– Fill me in when you get back
* Why did the tree go to the dentist?
– To get a root canal.
* What time do you go to the dentist?
– Tooth Hurty! (2:30)
* What did the judge say to the dentist?
– Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
* Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?
– Dracula’s dentist
* What does a dentist give an elephant with a sore tooth?
– Plenty of room!
* “Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?”
– I don’t know… the dentist kept it.
* What does a dentist call his X-rays?
– Tooth-pics!
* What did the Abominable Snowman eat after his tooth was pulled out?
– The dentist.
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