Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in… we’re cold!
* Why did the lettuce go red?
– It saw the salad dressing.
* What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?
– Lettuce get together!
* What can you cook with epileptic lettuce?
– Seizure salad!
A man went to the doctors with lettuce hanging out of his ear. “That looks bad,” the doctor said. “This is just the tip of the iceberg!” the man replies.
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