* How do you make a dinosaur float?
– Put two scoops of ice cream on him!
* What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
– Ice Cream
* What’s the best way to stuff a Thanksgiving turkey?
– Take him out for ice cream!
* How do mathematicians eat ice cream?
– In a CONE.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Ice Cream.
Ice Cream who?
Ice Cream if you don’t open the door soon.
Bert: Do you want any ice cream, Ernie?
Ernie: Sherbert.
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These jokes were amazing
Those were so funny! How do you think of those Steven Hanson?
Hey Alexa. I have dozens of joke books on my shelves and all my friends know to tell me good ones when they come across them. I also performed “improv” comedy for a year where we had to come up with jokes on the spot. So these jokes come from hundreds of different sources and a lifetime of listening to jokes. I also try to only include ones I think are funny. Glad you enjoyed them because I always laugh typing them up.