* Did you hear about the girl who ran away with the circus?
– The police made her bring it back!
* Why did the clown eat his dollar bill?
– It was his lunch money.
* What happened when the magician got mad?
– He pulled out his hare!
* Why is it hard to hire a clown?
– They have big shoes to fill.
* What happened when the lion ate the clown?
– He felt funny!
* What’s pink and stuck between an elephant’s toes?
– Slow Clowns.
* What happened when a clown died?
– All his friends came to the funeral in one car.
* Did you hear about the human cannonball?
– He got fired!
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