Short Kids Poem: Trees

There aren’t enough convenience stores
perched up in a tree.
That would be the absolutely
perfect store for me.

I cannot bike. I cannot drive.
I rarely leave our yard,
But climbing our big maple tree
isn’t very hard.

Then I could buy candy
whenever I want it
(And since I don’t have money,
of course they’d accept spit.)

Enjoy this poem?

Check out my book My Sister Steals My Toys. It contains 109 other funny poems I wrote.

You may also like...

Short Kids Poem: Backward Santa Short Kids Poem: Respect Short Kids Poem: My Butler Short Kids Poem: Cat

About Author Steve Hanson

Steve Hanson is the author of The Dax and Zippa Series, Monsters Midnight Feast, Wizards In The West, Butterflies Don't Chew Bubblegum and The Whens. View his Profile.