Short Kids Poem: Exams

Today we got the first pop quiz
I could actually do!
Usually when we take a test
I haven’t got a clue.

The first question was easy:
Find a booger in your nose.
Then wipe it on the paper
instead of on your clothes.

I had to list ten chocolate bars
and nine video games.
Then I had to come up
with a dozen crazy claims.

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Steve Hanson is the author of The Dax and Zippa Series, Monsters Midnight Feast, Wizards In The West, Butterflies Don't Chew Bubblegum and The Whens. View his Profile.