Short Kids Poem: Horses

My horse is really smart.
There’s so much he can do.
He knows how to chop carrots
and cook them in a stew.

My horse can make my bed
and dust shelves with his tail.
And when he paints the hall,
he masters each detail.

I want to keep him inside—
there’s so much to be gained
except for one small detail:
he isn’t potty trained!

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Steve Hanson is the author of The Dax and Zippa Series, Monsters Midnight Feast, Wizards In The West, Butterflies Don't Chew Bubblegum and The Whens. View his Profile.