* What do you call a fish with a tie?
– So-FISH-ticated
* What do you get when you cross fish and an elephant?
– Swimming trunks.
* What part of a fish weighs the most?
– The scales!
* Where are most fish found?
– Between their head and tail!
* Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
– They’re shellfish!
* What do sea monsters eat?
– Fish and ships.
* What do you call a fish without an eye?
– Fsh!
* What do maps and fish have in common?
– They both have scales!
* How does an octopus go to war?
– Well-armed!
* What’s the difference between a piano and a fish?
– You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
* Why don’t fish like basketball?
– They’re afraid of the net!
* What’s the musical part of a fish?
– The scales!
* How do you get an oyster to the hospital?
– In a clam-bulance!
… If you think of a better fish pun, let minnow…
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