* Why did the turkey play drums?
– He already had drumsticks!
* What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
– Wing! Wing!
* What do you call it when it rains turkeys?
– Foul weather!
* What side of a turkey has the most feathers?
– The outside!
* Why do turkeys always “gobble, gobble”?
– They never learned good table manners!
* What key won’t open any door?
– A turkey!
* Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey for Thanksgiving?
– The moose wouldn’t fit in their oven!
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