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There once was a gingerbread man who had two candy canes for eyes and a cheetos for a nose. He always said, ‘jump as fast as you can, you can’t catch me I’m the gingerbread man.’ One day he ran past a quick sniper, but they couldn’t catch him. He kept running until he passed a beaver, but they couldn’t catch him either. Suddenly, he came across a river near mennen sports arena. How would he cross? Then he saw a red rollie poilie floating by. He jumped on it, but it was actually justin beaver–who just so happened to love cookies :)
There once was a gingerbread man who had two monsters for eyes and a pizza for a nose. He always said, ‘jumped as fast as you can, you can’t catch me I’m the gingerbread man.’ One day he ran past a talked doctor, but they couldn’t catch him. He kept running until he passed a hamster, but they couldn’t catch him either. Suddenly, he came across a river near Washington. How would he cross? Then he saw a red backpack floating by. He jumped on it, but it was actually Mozart–who just so happened to love cookies :)
There once was a gingerbread man who had two dogs for eyes and a watermelon for a nose. He always said, ‘running as fast as you can, you can’t catch me I’m the gingerbread man.’ One day he ran past a cuddly artist, but they couldn’t catch him. He kept running until he passed a panda, but they couldn’t catch him either. Suddenly, he came across a river near home. How would he cross? Then he saw a cameo bear floating by. He jumped on it, but it was actually Helen Keller–who just so happened to love cookies :)
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There once was a gingerbread man who had two phones for eyes and a burger for a nose. He always said, ‘cooking as fast as you can, you can’t catch me I’m the gingerbread man.’ One day he ran past a fun nurse, but they couldn’t catch him. He kept running until he passed a Dog, but they couldn’t catch him either. Suddenly, he came across a river near Auckland. How would he cross? Then he saw a purple can floating by. He jumped on it, but it was actually Ross Lynch–who just so happened to love cookies :)
There once was a gingerbread man who had two iPhone’s for eyes and a chocolate for a nose. He always said, ‘kicking as fast as you can, you can’t catch me I’m the gingerbread man.’ One day he ran past a Purple teaching, but they couldn’t catch him. He kept running until he passed a bunny, but they couldn’t catch him either. Suddenly, he came across a river near Michigan. How would he cross? Then he saw a Blue computer floating by. He jumped on it, but it was actually Selena Gomez–who just so happened to love cookies :)
There once was a gingerbread man who had two Gloves for eyes and a Sausage for a nose. He always said, ‘Empty as fast as you can, you can’t catch me I’m the gingerbread man.’ One day he ran past a Banged Singing, but they couldn’t catch him. He kept running until he passed a Teddy bear, but they couldn’t catch him either. Suddenly, he came across a river near Korea. How would he cross? Then he saw a Purple Coat floating by. He jumped on it, but it was actually Obama–who just so happened to love cookies :)
My funniest sentence was probably, “It was actually Obama, who just so happened to love cookies!” #ovalofficecookieswagger.
There once was a gingerbread man who had two pink hairs for eyes and a mac and cheese for a nose. He always said, ‘jump as fast as you can, you can’t catch me I’m the gingerbread man.’ One day he ran past a stinky barber, but they couldn’t catch him. He kept running until he passed a tiger, but they couldn’t catch him either. Suddenly, he came across a river near Dollar Tree. How would he cross? Then he saw a purple picture floating by. He jumped on it, but it was actually Minnie Mouse–who just so happened to love cookies :)
There once was a gingerbread man who had two pencils for eyes and a coconut for a nose. He always said, ‘jump as fast as you can, you can’t catch me I’m the gingerbread man.’ One day he ran past a curly teacher, but they couldn’t catch him. He kept running until he passed a iguana, but they couldn’t catch him either. Suddenly, he came across a river near Idaho. How would he cross? Then he saw a red flower floating by. He jumped on it, but it was actually Doctor Who–who just so happened to love cookies :)
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There once was a gingerbread man who had two chunks of broken glass for eyes and a 5 week old canned ravioli for a nose. He always said, ‘vomit as fast as you can, you can’t catch me I’m the gingerbread man.’ One day he ran past a snotty paper clip sorter, but they couldn’t catch him. He kept running until he passed a Puggle, but they couldn’t catch him either. Suddenly, he came across a river near Donald Trump’s Evil Lair in Los Angeles. How would he cross? Then he saw a Puce bag of Garlic n’ Potato Cupcake Flavored Doritos floating by. He jumped on it, but it was actually Elmo–who just so happened to love cookies :)
There once was a gingerbread man who had two Bones for eyes and a Cake for a nose. He always said, ‘Bathe as fast as you can, you can’t catch me I’m the gingerbread man.’ One day he ran past a Clean Astronaut , but they couldn’t catch him. He kept running until he passed a Lion , but they couldn’t catch him either. Suddenly, he came across a river near Home . How would he cross? Then he saw a Sky-blue Toys floating by. He jumped on it, but it was actually Thomas S Monson –who just so happened to love cookies :)
There once was a gingerbread man who had two rings for eyes and a cake for a nose. He always said, ‘singing as fast as you can, you can’t catch me I’m the gingerbread man.’ One day he ran past a building actor, but they couldn’t catch him. He kept running until he passed a vampire, but they couldn’t catch him either. Suddenly, he came across a river near Hawaii. How would he cross? Then he saw a pink toy floating by. He jumped on it, but it was actually harry styles–who just so happened to love cookies :)
There once was a gingerbread man who had two clouds for eyes and a peanut butter for a nose. He always said, ‘jumping as fast as you can, you can’t catch me I’m the gingerbread man.’ One day he ran past a hairy teacher, but they couldn’t catch him. He kept running until he passed a shark, but they couldn’t catch him either. Suddenly, he came across a river near my bed. How would he cross? Then he saw a purple dog floating by. He jumped on it, but it was actually Taylor Swift–who just so happened to love cookies
There once was a gingerbread man who had two tables for eyes and a muffins for a nose. He always said, ‘run as fast as you can, you can’t catch me I’m the gingerbread man.’ One day he ran past a fluffy vet, but they couldn’t catch him. He kept running until he passed a sheep, but they couldn’t catch him either. Suddenly, he came across a river near dog bed. How would he cross? Then he saw a red knickers floating by. He jumped on it, but it was actually Diamond Cow–who just so happened to love cookies :)
There once was a gingerbread man who had two gummy bears for eyes and a potato for a nose. He always said, ‘ate as fast as you can, you can’t catch me I’m the gingerbread man.’ One day he ran past a deliciously therapist, but they couldn’t catch him. He kept running until he passed a donkey, but they couldn’t catch him either. Suddenly, he came across a river near Candyland. How would he cross? Then he saw a purple snow floating by. He jumped on it, but it was actually Hillary Clinton–who just so happened to love cookies :)
There once was a gingerbread man who had two water for eyes and a raw beef for a nose. He always said, ‘yelling as fast as you can, you can’t catch me I’m the gingerbread man.’ One day he ran past a tiny farmer, but they couldn’t catch him. He kept running until he passed a cow, but they couldn’t catch him either. Suddenly, he came across a river near candy land. How would he cross? Then he saw a red barbeque floating by. He jumped on it, but it was actually Donald Trump–who just so happened to love cookies :)
There once was a gingerbread man who had two lawnmowers for eyes and a lettuce for a nose. He always said, ‘puking as fast as you can, you can’t catch me I’m the gingerbread man.’ One day he ran past a cold police officer, but they couldn’t catch him. He kept running until he passed a Elephant, but they couldn’t catch him either. Suddenly, he came across a river near New York City. How would he cross? Then he saw a red building floating by. He jumped on it, but it was actually Selena Gomez–who just so happened to love cookies :)
I love mad libs! They make me laugh. All great ones up there.
There once was a gingerbread man who had two chickens for eyes and a steak for a nose. He always said, ‘threw as fast as you can, you can’t catch me I’m the gingerbread man.’ One day he ran past a funny baker, but they couldn’t catch him. He kept running until he passed a bird, but they couldn’t catch him either. Suddenly, he came across a river near school. How would he cross? Then he saw a purple cup floating by. He jumped on it, but it was actually kevin hart–who just so happened to love cookies :)