* Why did the elf sleep in the fireplace?
– He wanted to sleep like a log!
* Why was Santa’s helper sad?
– He had low elf esteem.
* What do elves learn in school?
– The elf-abet.
* What do you call an elf who steals wrapping paper from the rich and gives it to the poor?
– Ribbon Hood!
* Which elf sings the best?
– ELFis Presley!
* What is white, green and red all over?
– A sunburned elf.
* What do elves do after school?
– Their gnome work!
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