* What happened to the math teacher’s plant?
– It grew square roots!
* What happened to the teacher who took the school bus home?
– The police made her bring it back!
* What’s the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
– Getting lost!
* Did you hear about the teach who took attendance?
– He was ABSENT-minded.
* Why did the children eat their homework?
– The teacher said it was a piece of cake.
* Why did the snake get a detention?
– He was HISSpering!
* Why did the teacher write on the window?
– She wanted the lesson to be clear!
* What meals do math teachers eat?
– Square meals!
* What tests do witch teachers give?
– HEX-aminations
* Where did the music teacher leave her keys?
– In the piano!
* What is a math teacher’s favorite sum?
– Summer!
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Love these jokes. So much fun!
I love jokes too. I always laugh a lot putting these joke posts up.
I loooove jokes