* Why does an elephant use her trunk as a bookmark?
– Then she NOSE where she stopped reading!
* What do planets like to read?
– Comet books.
* Why was the dinosaur afraid to go to the library?
– His books were 65 million years overdue.
* What vegetables do librarians like?
– Quiet peas!
* Where does a librarian sleep?
– Between the covers!
* What building has the most stories?
– The library!
* Where was the librarian when the lights went out?
– In the dark!
* What does a book do in the winter?
– Puts on a book jacket!
* What do librarians take fishing?
– Bookworms!
* Why didn’t the burglar break into the library?
– He was afraid he’d get a long sentence!
* What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
– Time to book!
* Why did people stop going to the library?
– It was all booked!
* Why did the ghost come back to the library every day?
– She went through her books too quickly!
What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you? Roll them back to her.