* What did the artist draw before he went to bed?
– The curtains!
* Why did the paintbrush see a doctor?
– It had a stroke!
* What does a momma color wheel say to a baby color wheel?
– Don’t use that tone with me.
* What’s green and smells like blue paint?
– Green paint!
* Why was the artist afraid he might go to jail?
– Because he’d been framed!
* How do you inspire an artist?
– Easel-y
* What does Salvador Dali have for breakfast?
– A bowl of surreal!
* What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
– A carrot!
* Did you hear about the artist that always took things too far?
– She didn’t know where to draw the line.
* Which animals are famous painters?
– Pablo Pig-caso and Vincent van Goat!
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