* What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
– Straw-berries!
* Why were the strawberries late?
– They were trapped in a jam!
* What is red and goes up and down?
– A strawberry in an elevator!
* What do you call a sad strawberry?
– A blueberry.
* How do you make a Strawberry shake?
– Put it into the freezer until it shivers!
* What dessert does a turkey like?
– Strawberry gobbler!