* How do fleas travel?
– By itch-hiking!
* What do you call a wasp?
– A wanna-bee!
* Why did the queen bee go to the doctor?
– She had hives!
* What is the greasiest bug?
– A butter-fly!
* What green bug jumps over cups?
– A glasshopper!
* Why did the bee cry?
– He missed his honey.
* What is the biggest ant in the world?
– An eleph-ant!
– What’s a moth’s favorite class at school?
– Moth-matics!
* How do bees brush their hair?
– With honey comb!
* Where do butterflies like to dance?
– Moth balls!
* Where do sick bees go?
– The wasp-ital!
* How do you know if a fly is an actor?
– He’s on the screen!
* What bugs live in clocks?
– Ticks!
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