* Who helps little pumpkins cross the road to school?
– The Crossing Gourd!
* How do you get an Elephant out of your tree?
– Ask him to sit on a leaf and wait until Fall!
* What did one leaf say to another?
– I’m falling for you.
* What’s the cutest season?
– Awwwwtumn.
* What do you get if you drop a pumpkin?
– Squash!
* What did the tree say to autumn?
– Leaf me alone.
* Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?
– He was “out standing in his field.”
* Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
– To make up for his terrible summer!
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