I noticed that you had a Christmas **thing** for sale two months before Thanksgiving. I'm writing to tell you that this makes me upset. I love Christmas as much as **person** loves **noun**, but I have to draw the line somewhere. All this commercialism of Christmas makes me want to **verb** **adverbly**. Please take down that display and replace it with a **adjective** **noun** like you used to have.

**adverbly**,
**person**

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I felt very **emotion** this year at Thanksgiving. **a relative** was supposed to celebrate with us, but decided to **action** instead. That meant I had to make the cornucopia myself. Instead of the traditional vegetables, I filled the the cornucopia with **adjective** **things**... which wouldn't have been that bad except they attracted a wild **animal** from **place** that ate everything except for the **food**... so we were all a bit hungry. That's why next year I hope we get invited to **celebrity**'s house.

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