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Short Kids Poem: Summer

I want to get ahead.
I hate to be behind.
In summer I do chores
so fall I can unwind.

Today I raked the leaves.
It’s easy when there’s less.
Then I shoveled snow
in my summer dress.

I hung the Christmas lights
then put them all away.
I kept emptying the trash.
I don’t like to delay.

I cleaned the sink twelve times.
(There wasn’t any grime).
I’ve finished all my chores….
until next summertime!

Check out my book My Sister Steals My Toys. It contains 109 other funny poems I wrote.

What is the longest word in the dictionary?

* How do you make a dinosaur float?
– Put two scoops of ice cream on him!

* What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
– Ice Cream

* What’s the best way to stuff a Thanksgiving turkey?
– Take him out for ice cream!

* How do mathematicians eat ice cream?
– In a CONE.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Ice Cream.
Ice Cream who?
Ice Cream if you don’t open the door soon.

Bert: Do you want any ice cream, Ernie?
Ernie: Sherbert.

My new friend is so great!
My new friend is the best.
My new friend says, “Thank you”
and never is a pest.

He always studies hard.
He always gets good grades.
When you want some help,
he never is afraid.

He’s good at every sport
and man does that guy ski.
His only little flaw
is that we’re both hungry.

Thanks for the ice creams!
We’re off to buy some stock.
In case I didn’t say:
My new friend is a rock.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

With my magic book
I travel throughout time.
I usually take a trip
right before bedtime.

I’ve beat a dreadful witch
with my trusty duck.
I drove myself to school
in a monster truck.

I’ve camped on pink mountains.
I’ve sword-fought under sea.
I even caught a burglar
as tiny as flea.

With my magic book
I travel throughout time
’cause when I flip the page,
I see a different rhyme.

Check out my book My Sister Steals My Toys. It contains 109 other funny poems I wrote.

What happens when you mix a canary and a snake?

I was really gassy
visiting New York.
There were many times
I wished I had a cork.

I farted at museums
with Lady Liberty.
Then I was on Wall Street
and really set them free.

I tooted in Time Square
and blasted Central Park.
When we watched a play,
I butt-honked after dark.

I farted all the time.
I farted myself silly.
If you go to New York,
do NOT eat any chili!

Check out my book My Sister Steals My Toys. It contains 109 other funny poems I wrote.